Due to my horrifyingly terrible senses of direction, space and distance- me looking at a map is ridiculous. I’m convinced that my short term memory must be something to do with my feeble grasps on these concepts, so when navigating around a map, say, on my iPhone- if it’s zoomed in to a particular country so that I can’t see many of the surrounding countries or continents- I get lost. And feel much the way a fish in a bowl must do every few seconds or so. Even just being lost on a virtual map fills me with a nauseous angst.
“So where the fuck is India? It’s got to be here somewhere.”
“God, New York is actually pretty close to Ireland really.”
I sing The Flinstones theme song quite a lot to my dog. I don’t even think about doing it particularly, I just look at him and it seems like the kind of song a dog would want to hear. Or sing if they had vocal chords which allowed for that sort of thing.
A yabba dabba doooooo timeeeeee
Need lots of important things like groceries, new shoes, presents for others, general toileteries and healthcare products etc. Bank balance is low so refrain from buying anything much at all until next pay day.
Money comes in.
Immediately scour ebay for the perfect onesie. Yeah.
What a shame it is that I accidentally dyed it pink in the wash and had to throw it away.
Please start thinking a bit more about important, life affecting decisions before you make them. Just a little bit.